Thats all for now, if you have any ideas, comments, questions, or what you want me to say on here next please send me a email at Ufoplays@gmail.com or see me at school
Thursday, January 17, 2013
The background and general story of Mattlandia
Mattlandia is a small city... (growing as we speak, so if you live in California and feel a earthquake, its probably my (not) highly trained miner penguins using explosives to make our city bigger)....that is around 20 feet underground Springer Elementary School. The only public access point is to go to the girls bathroom (in the upper grade corridor), go to the stall on the far right. Get into the toilet and flush yourself down. You will then go through a series of tubes to take you to the filtration system where waste (poop) is filtered from the people. I don't have to go down that hole because I have a elevator in a secret location. When you step out of the tube you will find yourself among a huge crowd of penguins. Unless you are with me, you will probably have a heart attack and I will have to have my penguins take you to my penguin hospital...(we also don't take insurance, only Penguin-care)...where my penguins will give you C.P.R until you are able to stand up and walk out of my cave. If you are with me than you can probably crowd surf over the penguins into the VIP section where I hang out, along with some very famous people (including Morgan Freeman, Miley Cyrus, and One Direction) and we drink Orphan Tears (see Youtube.com) and have a blast, during our partying I have a team of very intelligent penguins do my homework.