Come one come all to the wonderful town of Mattlandia!
Tours leave at 31/12/99 So book your tickets now!!!
You will need to bring a wet suit, goggles, and clothes you don't mind getting covered in crap.
Tickets are 10$ each (not including penguin food(if you want to feed the penguins))
Please do not bring any cameras or recording devices.
Please sign at the bottom of this paper saying that we are not responsible for you getting stuck in the toilet, or any other injures.
-From the (currant) mayor of Mattlandia
We wish you a safe(ish) trip!
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