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Friday, May 10, 2013

Not All That Dead

          Hey guys, i'm not dead, whether you like it or not. Figured i'd give you guys an update on Mattlandia, since you all seem to be dying to know what is happening.
          Well, it all started in march. The clogging was fixed and I started construction on building a lab, the stupid hipster penguins decided to blow a fuse and the whole cave went black, I tripped over a couple of baby penguins while walking to the fuse box. The parents got really pissed, So I left the lights off and ran out via my service elevator. I didn't go back until late April. It was mayhem. Tons of penguins waddling down the streets waving guns and calling me 'Da Man' and 'Da Prez'. I thought that the president, who at the time was Ritt Momney (aka Ritt Penguiny) was still ok and in the black house. Turns out he went backwards in 'The Tube' and ran. While he was gone all went to hell in Mattlandia. I decided to make a announcement with my 'Announcement thingy 9000' so that everyone would be able to hear it. I turned on the power first of course, then went to the Black House. I turned on the 'Announcement thingy 9000' and said, "HELLO MY FELLO JELLO's I AM BACK AND IM GOING TO SAVE YOU!!! WE WILL REBUILD THIS CITY AND WE WILL ALL BE OK! FIRST, WE NEED A NEW PRESIDENT SINCE I CANT BE HERE ALL THE TIME! WHOEVER WANTS TO VOLUNTEER CAN COME TO THE BLACK HOUSE NOW! YOU MUST BE CAPABLE AND I WILL INTERVIEW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU UNTIL I FIND THE BEST OF THE BEST PENGUIN.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Mattlandia Minecraft FTB map???

I was playing FTB today and thought i may as well make a MATTLANDIA adventure map. once i finish it and sort out how im going to make the download available, i will make a GP (google plus) post about it. If you do not have FTB click here http://feed-the-beast.com/ if you do not have a mc account click here to buy www.minecraft.net/   . If you do not have minecraft yet, i would reccomend it to anyone who likes building stuff. FTB is free but you need a minecraft account to download it. Your computer may take a very long time to install FTB and if you do not have a good computer, ftb may run VERY slowly.

-Matt H
-President of mattlandia

Sunday, March 3, 2013

BGE

BEST GAME EVER
http://armorgames.com/play/5651/penguins-attack-td-2

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Madness parody


PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinPA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uin PA PA PA PA MPA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinII can't get these memories out of my mindAnd some kind of madness has started to evolvePA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinPA PA PA PA MA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinII tried so hard to let you goBut some kind of Penguin is swallowing me whole, yeahPA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinPA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinI have finally seen the snowAnd I have finally realized what you meanAnd now I need to know is this real loveOr is it just Penguins keeping us afloat?PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinPA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinAnd when I look back at all the crazy fights we hadLike some kind of Penguin was taking control, yeahAnd now I have finally seen the snowAnd I have finally realized what you needPA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinPA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinBut now I have finally seen the end(finally seen the end)And I'm not expecting you to care, no(expecting you to care)That I have finally seen the snow(finally seen the snow)And I have finally realized.(realized)I need to loveI need to loveCome to me, trust in dreamCome on and rescue meYes I know I can be wrongMaybe you're too headstrongOur love is...PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinPA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng--uinPA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA Peng Peng Peng

in the mood for a little parodie action

Hey guys, I really would like to start posting on here, but first i want to make a parody. tell me a song and i may or may not use it! if i do not get any responses in 1 day, i will make my own

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Advertisements

Since the blog has recently been getting a lot of views, i have decided i may start putting ad's up on the blog. i will put them at the bottom of the page, so they don't get in your way. just a quick way to fund for some remodeling in Mattlandia. UNLESS someone makes me a offer for personal advertiseing. (i would put a link at the bottom of each post)

'Penguin' parody of 'Baby' by Justin Bieber

You know you love me, I know you careJust quack whenever, and I'll be thereYou are my love, you are my heartAnd we will never, ever, ever be apart
Are we an item? Sandra, quit playin'"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyesMy first love broke my for the first time
And I was like penguin, penguin, penguin, ohLike penguin, penguin, penguin, noLike penguinpenguinpenguin, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine
penguin, penguin, penguin, ohLike penguin, penguin, penguin, noLike penguin, penguin, penguin, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine
For you, I would have done whateverAnd I just can't believe we're here togetherAnd I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' youI'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any fish
And I'm in pieces, baby fix meAnd just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dreamI'm goin' down, down, down, downAnd I just can't believe my first love won't be around
And I'm like penguin, penguin, penguin, ohLike penguin, penguin, penguin, noLike penguin, penguin, penguin, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine
penguin, penguin, penguin, ohLike penguin, penguin, penguin, noLike penguin, penguin, penguin, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine
When I was 13, I had my first loveThere was nobody that compared to my penguinAnd nobody came between us who could ever come belowShe had me going crazy, oh I was icestruckShe woke me up daily, don't need no Penguinbucks
She made my heart poundI skip a beat when I see her in the tundraAnd at Mattlandia on the slip-n-slideBut I really wanna see her on a weekendShe know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin'And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'
penguin, penguin, penguin, ohLike penguin, penguin, penguin, noLike penguin, penguin, penguin, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine
penguin, penguin, penguin, ohLike penguin, penguin, penguin, noLike penguin, penguin, penguin, ohI thought you'd always be mine, mine
I'm all gone(Yeah, yeah, yeah)(Yeah, yeah, yeah)Now I'm all gone(Yeah, yeah, yeah)(Yeah, yeah, yeah)Now I'm all gone(Yeah, yeah, yeah)(Yeah, yeah, yeah)Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, goneI'm gone

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

More Mattlandia

So, as many of you have heard we are experiencing some... technical difficultys with the pipeage in mattlandia. This is going to cost me a couple million pesos, which is ok because i get so much money from my atm setup. (i have a pipe connected to all the ATMs in the world, every second i get around 50000$
4500 pesos 5161 pounds 4613 Euros 723 Sheqels and  7322 Renminbi. and much much more. I currently own 32% of all the money in the world, and 5 times the us debt (16,488,020,100,142$ and counting! http://www.usdebtclock.org/)) I also get plenty of money from my... shopping district (you guys know what i mean) Anywho, i am offering tours of mattlandia tommarow, in case you want to come the sign up sheet is a couple of posts below.

NOTE TO HUGO! i looked up your name on the website and what it said wasnt exactly very nice (or approprite) so i will not be putting it up on this blog.


Thats the end of todays post, if you want to see more just ask me.

(editor) -Penguin Rowly
(creeper) -Penguin King
(thinker) -Penguin Critchton
(dreamer)-C.S. Penguin
(owner) -Matthew Spartacus Beiber 

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A Matt (or just Mat) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Even though they've had a bad past, you'll never know it. They are really strong people, and they change for the better. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matt's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matt, don't let him go. None other compares.
Example: Look at that Matt over there. He's so handsome.

Monday, January 28, 2013

The Definition of Matt

I found this deffinition of my name on the internet.. it is pretty much true, if you want me to look up your name and tell you what the site says, comment below.

A Matt (or just Mat) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Even though they've had a bad past, you'll never know it. They are really strong people, and they change for the better. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matt's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matt, don't let him go. None other compares.
Example: Look at that Matt over there. He's so handsome.